Five plus five, and still, he/she don't get to ten.
Even with two PhDs and a Lexus (he/she) is still a beer short of a six pack.
Funny, inappropriate, poignant, sometimes profane, and always entertaining. They are the collective wisdom of generations. Let's write them down before the echo fades. ( This is a free spelling zone. As Humpty Dumpty told Alicia, "It is a simple matter of who is to be El Jefe, you or the pinche palabra?" )
A full stomach, results in a contented heart. Yup, if the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, then the faster you fill it, the faster you will own his heart. Fat men are happy men.