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Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Cinco, cinco y no le llegaba a diez.

Five plus five, and still, he/she don't get to ten.
Even with two PhDs and a Lexus (he/she) is still a beer short of a six pack.

Barriga llena, Corazon contento.

A full stomach, results in a contented heart. Yup, if the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, then the faster you fill it, the faster you will own his heart. Fat men are happy men.