Una gallina nunca se junta con un coyote.

A chicken will never get together with a coyote.

Perhaps not, but then why do so many a gabachas ever marry Mexicans? Why would a moth circle a flame? Why would a chicken cross the road? Well, because Gabachas really want the E ticket, and much like moths they are mesmerized by light and heat, and the gallina is always sort of trying to get away from Wylie E.